Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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