i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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