ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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