if you like me you must not know who I am
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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