there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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