talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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