If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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