Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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