is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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