I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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