Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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