i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i will never coherently bang her
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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