I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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