Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
