How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
