is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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