I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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