YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Hippo gnu deer
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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