so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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