If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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