I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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