Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
