Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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