my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
