It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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