No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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