They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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