Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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