When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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