So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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