Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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