i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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