yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
