I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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