this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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