dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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