I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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