I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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