Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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