I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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