oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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