You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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