I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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