Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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