Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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