bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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