Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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