In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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