you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I think people are normalizing furries
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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