On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
you never un-have a 4some
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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