I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I fill condoms, not promises.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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