I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I am available for nakedness
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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