Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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