I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
