i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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