Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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