I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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